3 Crummy Poems

From Another Lousy White-Collar Office

Maybe Yours

Date Unknown

Prose

If you write after left, what happens next?

If you're right but they're left, who writes best?

When you want to write but wrong the test

And leave the worst among the best

Well, right that wrong!

And sing this song

And then you'll get the jest

Haiku

Practice your axe kid

Didn't they tell you it's fun?

Guitar Hero sucks

Limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket

If he had a problem, he duct it

But he ran out of tape

Whilst out on a date

And now he can't get her to...aw, nevermind